Pierrot The Acid Clown

Man of mystery, was born in the Kingswood branch of Weatherspoons. He spent his early years carving small figurines of characters from the movie Road House on a llama farm, which is where he intends to retire once the gout reaches his armpits. He has gone by many names over the years, Mark, Pierrot, Saxon Wolfcock, ect. In a strange twist of fate (and science) he can only survive on a diet of pot noodles, which he is also highly allergic to. This led the the infamous "toilet gate" where plans to live stream a question and answer session on his hardware setup were abandoned when a pot noodle fueled turd destroyed not only the shitter, but also the floor supporting it. Mark is the first member of his family